Tuesday, August 23, 2011

TITtilating Tip of the Day

When it comes to choosing a screen name, relatability is key.  You want her to think you're cool, like you have hobbies that aren't limited to trolling dating sites all day...some that you may even share!  (BONUS!)

You know what you don't want her to think?   That you're trolling dating sites all day.

Adding 4U to the end of anything is sort of like vagina kryptonite.  Not in a good way.  It's something a pedophile would say.  "Hi!  Candy4U here!  ASL?"  I know, I get it...sometimes they offer you a screen name when the way-awesome one you were going to use was already taken.  But they offer several suggestions.  Yes, ___Taco is one of them.  But I would be much more likely to respond to a TacoPeter49maybeI'maserialkiller? than a Hotguywithgiantpeniswhohasadegreefromharvard4U.  It's just logic.

So when you're prompted to create the name that MAY MEAN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, remember:

NO creep 4U.

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