Hey, I have always wanted to engage in intercourse with such an attractive, and interesting Asian woman like yourself. I live close to [redacted] so I figured "what the fuck, why not message you". Anyways If your not interested its no big deal
- Male, 18
Attractive? Check. Interesting? Check. Asian? Fo' sho. But Woman? Hah. If only he knew the truth! Mwhahahaha!! Freals though, "engage in intercourse" is a pretty risky line to drop. He notably didn't qualify which type of intercourse he intended (sexual, verbal, economic, etc.), so I think this would be a good opportunity to break out the trollface and reply with extreme enthusiasm, saying something along the lines of "Omg I LOVE intercourse! My mom and I did that once -- it was such a fun trip. You DO mean Intercourse, Pennsylvania, right?" o.O
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