Girls Can Neg, Too

Sometimes the people that message us online can come off as total douchebags, what with their creeper talk and over-zealous negging. Yet some of our friends who contribute to this blog are skilled in the art of countering the negs and dishing them right back out. Here is one fine example of such behavior:

Male, 27:
Dear girl who loves rice and beans,
Let's go home.

Friend:
Dear bearded bushman,
Will you finish up my degree for me? And then apply to grad school?

Male, 27:
Dear Asian midget,
No. And no. Although if you want to be irresponsible and put off those things in order to come out and drink alcohol with me, I will consider it.

(5'3 = midget
You = Asian
Therefore, Asian midget.)

Friend: You tall people don't even know what short is.

Male, 27: I walked around on my knees for a little bit today. That's sort of what it's like, right?

Friend: You should try that at Costco. Then you'll know what we go through.

Male, 27: I could never stoop that low.

Friend: That's a low blow.

Male, 27: Does the Wonka factory give good benefits?

Friend: Yes, but Mr. Wonka also touches me inappropriately.