Monday, December 26, 2011

All I Want for Christmas Is You (in Bed)

Santa didn't answer my wish, you weren't under the Xmas tree this morning.
- Male, 32
Dare I ask whether you wished me to be wrapped up just for your opening pleasure? I really would have felt better if you had given me more details about your wish, because when I first read your message, this is the only thing that came to mind:


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