Consider yourself stomped harder, you closet man-hating leftist, pseudo-intellectual, heterophobic douche. not even one star.
- Male, 35
Something tells me this guy could use some advice on crafting pick-up lines. Needless to say, our friend didn't take this guy's message very lightly. Here's her reply:
I'm really pleased you used the relatively gender-neutral insult "douche" (which while we often use it to define dudes such as yourself, refers to vaginal washing. For the record, I would never wash my vagina with you.).
I generally prefer to use the term "asshole," as in "You Are a Fucking Asshole." Because while not everyone can be a dick or a cunt, everyone, including you, has and can be an Asshole.
Does the fact that she replied mean that she's interested? Probably not, but I'm sure he'll interpret it that way...
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