Closet Lesbian? LesbiHONest

This one came from a random OkC girl, and it was sent to a fellow OkC girl. It's quite unfortunate that when it comes to sending online dating messages, the girls can be every bit as tactless as the guys.

hi - you are very sexy! 
would you be interested in doing a 3sum with me and my boyfriend [name redacted]? 
please let me know 
thanks,
[name redacted]

From a utilitarian standpoint, this girl hit the mark perfectly. She opened with flattery, conveyed her main point in just 10 words, politely solicited a response, and closed with her name. And we are on the INTERNET, after all, so chances are that if she copypastas this message enough times, she will eventually get an affirmative response. But alas, from the standpoint of normal, functioning, non-sex-addicted individuals, specifically the straight females she's sending this message to, this sort of inquiry will get her nowhere but smack dab on the front page of MessageMeNot. Dear skeevy girl: you fail. And "3sum" sounds like a calculator game.