Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Sugar Daddy Needs Audacity of Hope

Hello - Please don't be offended by message. It Is not to meant to cast aspersions on anyone or make any judgements about anyone. For a long time I have thought it would be nice to have a discreet friendship with a younger lady. I am widowed and currently not seeing anyone.I do not like one night stands and yet don't want to be married again at this point. I would like to meet someone nice for an ongoing friendship. If this situation seems at all appealing to you then please check out my profile and get back to me. I will make a great friend.
- Male, 59

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't "discreet friendship" by definition imply sex? I feel like this guy should just market himself as a sugar daddy. But then again, maybe the reason he's on a free dating site is that he has no sugar to give :(.

Also, seriously? He's 59 years old and soliciting sex from a 21-year-old? This guy is as ballsy as he is euphemistic -- and depressing. Note how his terminology steadily grows more and more hopeless, ranging from "discreet friendship" to "ongoing friendship" to simply "great friend." Maybe his aspirations are getting lower with every sentence he types. Methinks they were a bit too high to begin with.

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