Monday, October 24, 2011

Celebrate Hurricane Irene with a Gangbang

I feel terrible for this semi-spam message, but this is completely just an offer. No need for a rude reply if you're not interested. I'm a nice guy but my friends used the powers of peer pressure to ask me if anyone wants to have a gang bang tomorrow to celebrate the hurricane. If yes, great! If no, that's ok too. If you can disregard the message altogether and talk to me out of interest, that'd be nice too.
Thanks
- Male, 21

If I were her, I would fuck around with him and "just talk to him out of interest," but I would explicitly state that gang bangs were my primary interest. Only I'd never agree to the gang bang. Juuuust to press his buttons -- that is, the buttons on the pants he's probably already taken off in anticipation of the gang bang. Poor boy.

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