Calling Captain Chivalry! This message came from a guy who in all likelihood still masturbates to Gone With the Wind, getting a wild rush from Reconstruction era gender hierarchies. Our friend's response to him is rather priceless.
Him:just a heads up, this site marked you as "more desiring of sex". i've never seen that one before haha, and pretty sure thats probably not the impression you're trying to give off lol... or perhaps you meant that? (doubtful) just thought i'd lend a hand in helping you understand why some guys message you maybe. later
Our Friend's Reply:
gee, thanks! I left my chastity belt unlocked last week by accident. good thing you reminded me not to be a filthy, filthy whore. I'll try to keep it in my pants next time I answer match questions. or I'll fuck whoever I want. one or the other.
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