Money ain't a thang

I'm going through and picking out my highlights from my now inactive OKCupid profile. I'd like to share my very first OKCupid email!


"So yea...I make a lot of money...and i was just wondering if i could spend some of it on you. haha. But um...with that said...how bout letting a brotha call you sometime ?"


-Male, 27 (also Indian, not a "brotha")


My reply:
I'm going to be brutally honest. If it wasn't for the overuse of the ellipses and the thought that money would actually be a valid reason to date you I might let a "brother" call me.

Do you have any fun/interesting/genuine qualities you'd like to share that could potentially redeem the aforementioned?


"Brotha":
lol. Ok so because my first email didn't garner the response that I was expecting, I hope this one can do a little bit better. So yea..if you didn't know by now..this email was pretty much a lame attempt...to try to get you to feel more comfortable with me as a person...so that you'll let me call you. haha. See how everything comes back to that ? It's all about the digits..lol. Nah...i think my intentions are a little more genuine than that. I just hope that this email was somewhat insightful and you think enough of it...to write one back. Or not. lol. 


Never emailed back. Sorry brotha, but proper punctuation is actually a bigger turn on than your money.