A followup on an early classic. Our cheese, ahem, loving friend seeks another mate in the DC area. These are just the highlights of a very lengthy explanation of his unique fetish.
"This is my fetish, and what my fetish is, is considered a food play fetish...I like when cheese is use in a sexual manner to provide arousal and pleasure, specifically Swiss cheese, although I am open to any cheese as well."
"I like to use cheese, particularly Swiss cheese in a sexual way to achieve climax. This is done by either having myself or a partner wrap Swiss cheese around my penis, then provide stimulation by masturbation until I climax."
"I prefer Swiss cheese over normal sex as a way of gratification due to a high sex drive, and having a low self esteem."
"I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more..So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls."
"I tried many different kinds of cheese, like American, Provolone, chez whiz, jack, and cheddar, but settled on Swiss as the best...because of it's eye patterns(holes), texture, and the way it feels against my penis.
"So why do I want a girls to wrap Swiss cheese around my penis? I find a girls hands very sexy...if a girl's hands fit my specification even if the girls was over weight or curvy or even average looking as long as she had perfect hands I was attracted to her. That also went both ways, a girl could be smoking hot, but if she had ugly hands, no way would I be attracted to her."
"There were also some side effects that came out of my fetish, namely having high sexual stamina. I believe I achieved this, because I used to wear between 1 to 1 ½ pounds of cheese around my penis, and maintain an erection for several hours at a time."
Alas it wasn't all glory for our hero:
"In my twenties I started to go through another change, I developed type 2 diabetes. This started to effect my sex drive, so I found myself wanting my fetish more so over normal sex...and that caused strains on my relationships. Women would get jealous over me wanting cheese over them, so they stopped giving it to me."
"So now I prefer my fetish solely because I am a diabetic, and as a diabetic I have developed erectile dysfunction. I simply can't get sustained erections to have normal sex, just hard enough to have my fetish."
"Still that does not change the fact that I just prefer my fetish over normal sex. I also enjoy having different women do it for me. So I look for women, who maybe open to one night stands, or pleasuring men." (Editor's note: They're called prostitutes, get off OKCupid.)
"I do not eat the cheese after I am done using it for pleasure, it is discarded. I am always asked that question too."
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