Do you want to see my penis?

That's a line that should wait til the third date. Or at least til the first in-person meeting. When attempting to court women online, it's best to steer clear of such verbiage up front. Sure, you're putting it all out there (or offering to), but sometimes, a little mystery is best.


And then sometimes, you get gems like this convo that defy all reason:

(9:05:15 pm) okcreeper:then let me please show you

(9:05:18 pm) okcreeper:are you on skype or yahoo

(9:05:43 pm) okcreeper:it's around 4.5" to 5"

(9:07:12 pm) me:so why did you want to skype that?

(9:07:21 pm) okcreeper:to hear what you think

(9:08:15 pm) okcreeper:want you to be very honest

(9:08:44 pm) me:i dont want to see photos of your penis

(9:09:08 pm) okcreeper:i want to show video

(9:09:10 pm) okcreeper:cam

(9:09:27 pm) me:why

(9:09:37 pm) okcreeper:so i can hear what you really think

(9:09:41 pm) okcreeper:i like girls to tell me

(9:10:20 pm) me:that you have a small penis?

(9:10:23 pm) okcreeper:yes

(9:10:27 pm) me:this sounds like some masochistic shit

(9:10:29 pm) okcreeper:is that what you think

(9:11:12 pm) okcreeper:maybe. i just like it

(9:12:14 pm) me:you enjoy women tellling you you have a small dick?

(9:12:21 pm) okcreeper:yes

(9:12:46 pm)okcreeper:would you tell me that?

(9:14:36 pm)okcreeper:?

(9:15:31 pm) me:...

(9:15:41 pm)okcreeper:?

(9:15:56 pm)okcreeper:can I show you really quick?

(9:16:00 pm) me:no

(9:16:07 pm)okcreeper:then tell me what you think over IM

(9:16:11 pm) me:does this ever work?

(9:16:17 pm)okcreeper:sometimes

(9:16:19 pm) me:hahahaha

(9:16:28 pm)okcreeper:some girls like to see penis

(9:16:38 pm)okcreeper:or curious on the size

(9:18:51 pm)okcreeper:so can you at least tell me what you think

(9:30:49 pm)okcreeper:wish i could just show you. then i could get that out of my system and leave you alone

(9:30:57 pm) me:you can pretend you showed me